History’s Rewrite

“Oh, yesssss. Yes, Henn-rrrryyy! Bite me! Ooh-wn me-ee-ee!” Bridget was at full volume as I chewed my way across her ribs. She’s an alto. Her voice, at full volume, could peel the paint off the ceiling of the Metropolitan Opera. I long ago found a tender area—just under her breasts, just above her belly—and I [...]

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Twins

During Memorial Day weekend, I fulfilled a longtime desire by bringing home identical twins. Swedish, no less. The twins were just as pretty as they come: pale, lean and tall, with long legs that just don’t stop. I found them online. When I saw their photos, I knew I must have them. Getting them to [...]

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Spinach

I have a very practical rule concerning my lovers and my children. Never the twain shall meet. Half of my week is devoted to parenting. Dating and sex are relegated to the remaining days of the week. The calendar hews my life in two. My rule is a logical extension of that. My goal is [...]

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Little Acorns

Take all your problems And rip ‘em apart Carry them off In a shopping cart And another thing you Should’ve known from the start The problems in hand Are lighter than at heart Collie was listening to the White Stripes, a little too loudly, reading the lyric sheet as he sang along. Lillie was in [...]

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Sheets

Jason was engrossed in his homework. Collie and Lillie were across the hall, playing with their three-year-old neighbor. I took the opportunity to do some laundry. In the laundry room, I ran into a new neighbor who had acquired her apartment as many of my neighbors have—she inherited it at the death of her grandparents. [...]

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Homebody

Someone was in my bed. Instinctively, I snuggled close. Scrawny little thing, this one . . . who is this? Oh, my baby daughter Lillie. Guess she made her way to my room at some point. I get up to start the coffee and get breakfast going. I’ll blog while the kettle roils. Between holidays, [...]

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